- Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-19 http://t.co/wN70IRCu Almost time to roll out. (@ #blog #
- Parachute for sale. Used once, never opened. Slightly stained. #
- @cheryeung @alyssa_george you're both awesome. in reply to cheryeung #
- @cheryeung @alyssa_george more awesomer than me. in reply to cheryeung #
- I love the little picnic curlers have after the fifth end.
# - Dear team Manitoba, don't worry. I tripped over a rock once too. It hurts for a few minutes, then you laugh your ass off. #curling #
- I've just heard of the piggy back bandit now? http://t.co/5gkOzHgj #
- @ArtSizzle goodnight! in reply to ArtSizzle #
- Uh… what a cute little shot… or nasty and disgusting. Your call. http://t.co/lUqIbjp2 #
- It's that time of the year where every reusable mug carrying citizen says "fuck the earth, I wanna win a car!" http://t.co/AfxsuErU #
- My typical work-day path. http://t.co/jEGhbhx4 #
- I got 7 correct for 13359 points on February 21st playing Triviosity! http://t.co/bgihXV9S #trivia #triviosity #
- Beat sneak bandit is probably the most innovative puzzle game I've seen in ages. It's also very frustrating for someone with no rhythm #
- That power out situation must be what it feels like when Rob Ford hates you. #ttc #
- Blutubes. If I didn't know any better I'd assume that was super fast internets. http://t.co/OcLQPFaZ #
- It's that time of the year where I play "No, Government, That's My Money.™" and get a big fat refund. #taxes #death #
- Speaking of death and taxes, can I get a patent on death and charge everybody who dies $5? #patentpending #IPO #idiotic #
- Borderlands 2 might just be the first game I pre-order, ever. It's probably because of the dubstep trailer. http://t.co/YHpUmA3J #
- Wow… I feel sorry for the people who run @Redlobster and the facebook page for 'em… the Trolls have been unleashed. #
- @juice_agency http://t.co/zWSUIwSj in reply to juice_agency #
- Finally had a chance to sit on my ass and figure out how to use XCode's storyboarding for iOS…. uh.. It's neat. #
- iOS event names are awesome, and dirty. http://t.co/IXYGsrhd #
- Any evening of drinking that starts just after five @WideOpenBar is bound to be a good one. #
- Mmmm beer. (@ Wide Open) http://t.co/gICDNhur #
- @spencersaunders aww. Muffin. in reply to spencersaunders #
- Mmmm beer. (@ Bier Markt) http://t.co/khebJhKU #
- @NHL_Sens maciver set that record when the Sens set a record for mist losses. How tines have changed… in reply to NHL_Sens #
- Wait… we just ordered a 60$ bottle of beer…. did I make it to heaven? #
- That's the right one. (@ Hemingway's w/ 2 others) http://t.co/utOYedHy #
- This message is brought to you by me. http://t.co/nWxevCsX #
- Dear Apple, forcing people to change their password to contain one upper case letter will just make them ucase() their existing one. #
- @ryuill thank you! in reply to ryuill #
- @ryuill you're welcome! in reply to ryuill #
- Seriously, @weathernetwork a 20 second pre-roll ad on a 22 second weather update video? how lame can you get? #
- The Little Red Umbrella: Rob Ford's War On Facts by Adam Bunch http://t.co/vpsx3VNz #
- What do you do about all these automated phone calls that come from random #s telling me that I won, or that they can get rid of my debt? #
- Someone is recording a music video on top of hotel waverly… #
- Can someone please turn the rain off and crank the snow to 11? kthx. #
- I'm a weiner! http://t.co/gb4RzZA7 #
- CBC's got a nice line up of really ugly infographics for the oscars. If you want to see what not to do… http://t.co/gkkBlNxq #
- The power of white vinegar. http://t.co/xJoRmWye #
- @Galkun why would you waste malt vinegar for cleaning? malt is delicious. white is… for cleaning. in reply to Galkun #
- I wonder how little bobby tables is doing these days… http://t.co/tg1WCAK7 #
- don't break your hip. http://t.co/2e82HJni #
- I just ousted @ptc555 as the mayor of Quizno's on @foursquare! http://t.co/ppXiW62l #
- I know I'm crazy but I swear there are flat, light weight pieces of ice falling/fluttering from the sky… #
- @ptc555 sorry, I didn't mean to. in reply to ptc555 #
- Haha… Joustin' Beaver…. Don't cry @justinbeiber. You should laugh. It's hilarious. http://t.co/5xKZU481 #
- Dear Economists that want GST on food: Shove it up your butthole. Yours truly, Everybody else. #
- I don't see any difference between the banned Goon movie poster and the "Flying V" in the mighty ducks. Really, both were kind of offensive. #
- Yup. #whisky night. http://t.co/LbsJfbOc #
- Tea! And dumplings. Yum! http://t.co/8WYlelYr #
- Overheard: "I just beat off a few minutes ago because I assumed you wouldn't have sex with me." #barquotes #
- kilkenny with half a shot of vanilla vodka. It's what's for dessert. #
- Signs of a good week: 1. no bed time before 3am; 2. awesome friends; 3. wallet is empty; 4. no hangover! Now I sleep though. #tired #winning #
- @llafreniere It's an annual conference focusing on the future, design and technology. – http://t.co/mUrPPByJ #fitc in reply to llafreniere #
- a penalty "throwing his stick"… First time I've seen that one. #
- @ryuill I am. in reply to ryuill #
- Tracking #oscars tweets. It's a good thing my servers are elsewhere or I'd probably die from the smoke they're emitting. So many already. #
- #oscars pre party. Deciding on what game to play during the show… (@ 225 Davisville Ave) http://t.co/PcqDhWqt #
- @llafreniere There isn't a one-off package for all. But scribus -> indesign, inkscape -> illustrator #ymmv #ladieslearningcode in reply to llafreniere #
- Drank a $60 bottle of beer on Wednesday. Ate a third of a box of on-the-brink-of-stale crackers for lunch on Sunday. #priorities #
- @llafreniere no problem! in reply to llafreniere #
