- It's so awesome. @ Canada's Wonderland http://t.co/QwZdZdRf #
- My hair looks like I went on 15 roller coasters today… oh wait… I did. #
- Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-13 http://t.co/Upu8Ewin #blog #
- @cheryeung was it a big knife? in reply to cheryeung #
- @cheryeung don't steal her cookies… and concealed weapons are probably illegal
in reply to cheryeung # - I just ventured down the road called "Blackberry Developer Lane." It's apparently a dead end with four strange houses and incompatible SDKs. #
- Check it: Rogers 3G Wireless Router. It's not reliable, fast, or awesome. It's inconsistent, slow, and lame. http://t.co/DJNxqVM0 #
- A fantastic piece on Martin Brodeur. Good work @CBCSports #HNIC #
- @orangebrandi nope.
in reply to orangebrandi # - @kirkclyne @spencersaunders I converted it to a .mov, it's 1/3rd the size and you get play back controls. just sayin'. #gifsucks in reply to kirkclyne #
- oh, objective-c. you're so cute. #
- Old art from an old friend. http://t.co/Rme1SCJE #
- oh god, no, there's a packet stuck in my socket and it's mocking me. it's mocking my choice of music. damn you sentient data. #
- oh god, oh god, i've blown a pipe and it's spewing data bits all over the place! sentient data is leaking out into the world! we're doomed. #
- I went from WebSocket stuff to writing a blog post that finished a series I started 3 years ago about something that happened 12 years ago. #
- I got 6 correct for 11656 points on May 12th playing Triviosity! http://t.co/bgihXV9S #trivia #triviosity #
- Wow, @blawrie13 shouldn't've tossed his helmet, but holy butterballs those were blown calls. Four games is steep for that. #mlb #bluejays #
- If you have to direct people to your (hopefully mobile) website from your mobile app, your mobile app is broken. #
- @ryuill blog about why your twitter icon is still an egg. in reply to ryuill #
- @ryuill don't worry, I'll leave your egg alone. in reply to ryuill #
- Why isn't there an "English (LOLCATS)" language option on Facebook? #
- @cheryeung those long lost days of real furniture that actually lasted too… in reply to cheryeung #
- Turbo Street Funk! A summer classic along Queen Street West. http://t.co/iQtjmcrR #
- Oh, people in stock photography, you always look so happy to help any angry customer. #
- @MillStreetBrew As it should. in reply to MillStreetBrew #
- Alyssa Milano took over the @NHL twitter account? Cool. At least they got someone who knows how to handle a high stick. #
- @shylahecktus check the men's room. #Jays in reply to shylahecktus #
- @cheryeung so, not facebook. in reply to cheryeung #
- Huh. My DSL has gone wonky. Anybody else having issues in Toronto? #
- Poor broken internet :'( http://t.co/yVas6rJQ #
- Is this thing still on? #magictesthash1234 http://t.co/nrVRweqI #
- Yep, guess so. RT @Fizzlr_com: @smartssa, thanks for your submission! Here's your new image: http://t.co/RH9rSIZI #
- Thought about using a queue system that my socket server can monitor, but I think I'll just make my notifiers into socket clients. #nerdtalk #
- I just ousted @jbreen09 as the mayor of The Fashion Building on @foursquare! http://t.co/iplSgJqm #
- @alyssa_george that's a solid collection of pervy logos right there. in reply to alyssa_george #
- I think I'm going to watch some paint dry… or some grass grow… this Facebook IPO chatter is lame. #
- Facebook opens at $38, closes at $38. Just like any day involving Facebook, there's no productivity and progress at all. #
- Using your app, logging in with my facebook account and giving you my email address by force does not mean I opt in to your shitty spam. #
- @pgonzo are you sure? in reply to pgonzo #
- @androidsNsheep I opted for beer. I couldn't find beer flavoured ice cream. in reply to androidsNsheep #
- @pgonzo yay! in reply to pgonzo #
- I saw the most beautiful girl on the subway. I should post a missed connections on Craigslist so a bunch of perverted men can read about it. #
- @blawrie13 best penalty box ever! Right? in reply to blawrie13 #
- @frankyw teach me, master. in reply to frankyw #
- @frankyw damn. #mindblown in reply to frankyw #
- It wasn't me. #shaggy http://t.co/qErzm0Yn #
- @bitchwhocodes where is home? And where are these hookers? in reply to bitchwhocodes #
- @bitchwhocodes both fun places! in reply to bitchwhocodes #
- I want a self cleaning apartment. You know, like those self cleaning public washrooms. #
- Two things I look forward to when I finally buy a condo: a kitchen that doesn't suck and my own laundry. #
- "Bring a screwdriver set. The patio tables are wobbly." @ Second Cup: http://t.co/WaQP9Rh7 #4sqTip #
- Dear Youtube, please make your player continue to download the video when I hit pause… like it used to. #
- @_topshelf by evil, you mean awesome of course. in reply to _topshelf #
- Dear people in Davisville park, those cheapo fireworks from the convenience store aren't nearly as impressive as you think. #
- @supkrystal And yet they keep… hold on for 10 minutes while they light this next one up… on going. in reply to supkrystal #
- If you have cards against humanity, shuffle white cards and pick two for this picture. Let me know which two. #cah http://t.co/1MvHbzrp #
- Go jays go! (@ Rogers Centre for New York Mets vs. Toronto Blue Jays w/ 66 others) http://t.co/0DajawPk #
