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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-26

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-19

  • Those should be mandatory cycling helmets. #petshopboys #London2012 #
  • @cheryeung Brit boy band. Don't worry, you're not missing anything. in reply to cheryeung #
  • @cheryeung name a Brit boy band that is. ๐Ÿ™‚ in reply to cheryeung #
  • So far the closing ceremony is a bit of a lame duck… #closingceremony #
  • Christine Sinclair is glowing. With glowing hearts. Congratulations to all of team Canada. We love you! #SeeTheeRise #closingceremonies #
  • The lighting system they put in the stands still blows my mind. Over 80k individually controlled 3×3 led panels. #closingceremony #
  • Dear people, this is only a singular ceremony. Ergo, closing ceremony. #closingceremonies #closingceremony #
  • I knew it was Annie Lennox as soon as it went all weird and shit. #closingceremony #
  • @cheryeung I would also like the spice rack to show up. in reply to cheryeung #
  • Tightrope walker? Seems random… #closingceremony #
  • Burning mannequin. Even more random. #closingceremony #
  • @cheryeung hahaha! Playing the role of willy wonka, the Beatles, and a drunk all at once. in reply to cheryeung #
  • It's a good thing Fatboy Slims turntables aren't plugged into anything. #closingceremony #
  • I'm just giving the worst outfit of the night award straight to Jessie J. #closingceremony #
  • Yeah, fine. They're still hot. #closingceremony #
  • At what point do all five taxis drive full speed into the center and explode? #closingceremony #
  • Finally, some British humor. When do they sing "every sperm is sacred"? #closingceremony #Python #
  • Did NBC censor "life's a piece of shit"? #closingceremony #
  • @joeboughner hah! That gives them plenty of time to censor. in reply to joeboughner #
  • I approve of muse and their official anthem of the London 2012 Olympics. #closingceremony #
  • that had potential…. Then Jessie J returned in another horrible outfit. #sigh #closingceremony #
  • They ran out of time and money to finish her bodysuit. #closingceremony #
  • Yeah, I uh… Not sure. #closingceremony #
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-12 http://t.co/zRwpBLYA #blog #
  • yes, yes NBC did in fact censor "Life's a piece of shit." With a big, heavy BEEEEEEEP. #closingceremony #redux #london2012 #
  • So many people have been humming or whistling 'always look on the bright side of life' today… That's the olympic legacy right there. #
  • Seriously Safari.. a website with a username and password in the URL does not constitute PHISHING. #
  • And for what it's worth, Safari 6's web / dev tools are seriously broken. #fail #apple #
  • banana brain freeze. http://t.co/jy4zb7k7 #
  • Every bottle of booze I finish is one less bottle I have to move to my new condo. Here's to lighter moving and forward drinking. #Cheers #
  • wooooooooosh… โœˆ #
  • Dear Tim Hortons, that free cookie that your employee forgot to charge me for only makes up for a couple of times they short pour my coffee. #
  • Going to have some sexy good times at @panoramalounge tonight. #
  • It's Friday August 17, 2012 at 04:00PM … it must be Beer o'Clock! #
  • Nice breeze. (@ 180 Panorama) [pic]: http://t.co/zrkRgAJh #
  • I love that guy. You may not care. But I love him. #metrosexual #
  • Uhhhhh. Derp. #drunk #
  • I just ousted John S. as the mayor of Bull & Firkin on @foursquare! http://t.co/tbLLLz52 #
  • Bed time before 11 on a Saturday. That's how I roll. #
  • Just a sand castle. @ Canadian National Exhibition http://t.co/Jjenm7yU #
  • And so begins a journey of a young man on his search for a sofa. "It's dangerous out there. Here, tame this." Said… http://t.co/0R3611Gi #
  • After a long battle with the evil Sunday busses, our adventurer made it to his initial destination. A land of big… http://t.co/8VMffdks #
  • Our adventurer stops to spend the coins collected by slaying evil geese in the fields. (@ Home Depot) [pic]: http://t.co/gblDxf3X #
  • Realising our adventurer was a home owner, he found himself stopping in caves along the way looking for treasure. http://t.co/faeXV8h2 #
  • Why is this a question? http://t.co/TYiPzvwJ #
  • Our Adventure seeks exports in trade. (@ Pier 1 Imports) http://t.co/Qn2Vqkah #
  • Took damage from the pier 1 cave. Need health faerie. (@ Laird Convenience) [pic]: http://t.co/Jjs8aU6h #
  • Our adventurer is now at work. (@ Art & Science) http://t.co/Bwdp8drw #
  • Dear Nintendo, spell check your ALT tags. http://t.co/N8ojDUmb #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-12

  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-05 http://t.co/CrN70chs #blog #
  • Go Canada go! #london2012 #
  • The ref is taking payments. #soccer #london2012 #
  • This game was amazing until that mysterious call by the ref. #soccer #london2012 #
  • 15 more stressful minutes until the stressful penalty kicks! #london2012 #
  • Sad face. ๐Ÿ™ #Olympics #london2012 #soccer #
  • I'd like to take synchronized swimming seriously.. but… I just can't. They always look so silly. #London2012 #
  • @misslau I'm sorry. I completely understand that it's hard, and I know I can't do it. It's mostly the robot-like entrance they do. in reply to misslau #
  • @misslau Well, I don't hate it. I just think some parts are silly. Same goes for weightlifting, shot-put, hammer-throw…. ๐Ÿ˜‰ in reply to misslau #
  • What kind of bandwidth does the Mars Rover have? What's the latency like? I'm thinking of moving to mars, but internet is important. #nasa #
  • @ryuill NBCs music always reminds me of the summer games on commadore64. in reply to ryuill #
  • @fisherinnovate I guess that's not too bad, given it's on Mars. ๐Ÿ™‚ in reply to fisherinnovate #
  • @shylahecktus hah. Rogers is on my shitlist. I refuse to give them money in any situation in which I can control. Also, no service on Mars. in reply to shylahecktus #
  • Sweet, a three way tie for a bronze in High Jump. We'll take one. Woo! #GoCanadaGo #London2012 #
  • Are naps permitted while bed shopping? (@ Leon's w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/lNHWWQYK #
  • When I grow up I want to drive the Keiren Derny. #London2012 #
  • A silver and a bronze while I was on the way to work. #GoCanadaGo #London2012 #
  • I just became the mayor of Art & Science on @foursquare! http://t.co/JgLKV0FW #
  • I wonder how well my single ticket luck will be with #tiff12 ๐Ÿ™‚ #
  • Olympic wrestling really does have some inappropriate positions. #London2012 #
  • Go Canada go! #london2012 #soccer #
  • Yes! Yes! Yes! #gocanadago #soccer #
  • Go for gold Verbeek! #goCanadaGo #London2012 #
  • Usain Bolt walks away with another golden mascot… He's fast. That is all. #London2012 #
  • So this is what it's come to when my brain won't STFU and let me sleep… browsing furniture store sites. Awesome. #
  • So many Olympic BMX crashes. It's kind of awesome. Except for that one person who got carried away on a stretcher. #London2012 #
  • It's Friday August 10, 2012 at 04:01PM … it must be Beer o'Clock! #
  • The thing about Bronze is that you usually still have to Win them. Silvers you usually get for a loss. #London2012 #
  • It's Taekwondo. Of course you're going to get kicked in the face. #London2012 #
  • @TheChickery perverts. in reply to TheChickery #
  • Rhythmic Gymnastics is in fact one of my favourite Summer Olympics sports. #
  • Bronze is the New Canadian Gold. Bronze Medals for Everybody! #GoCanadaGo #London2012 #
  • @yo_annick we're running out of chances! ๐Ÿ™‚ in reply to yo_annick #
  • YES!!!!!! CANADIAN GOLD!!!!!!! #bronzeIsTheNewGold #
  • DQ? Wait.. DQ?… what. Not Dairy Queen. #sucks #london2012 #
  • We don't need any more medals to prove we're awesome. Because we're just awesome. #Canadian #London2012 #
  • A lot of people could learn something from Jared Connaughton today. "it was my fault. I'm sorry." He's a champ. #london2012 #canadian #
  • Ladies love Tom Daley. I should've been a diver. ๐Ÿ˜‰ A well earned Canadian Gold for Daley (that's a bronze, btw.) #TeamGB #London2012 #
  • Jazz so smooth my pants slipped off. (@ Rex Jazz and Blues Bar w/ @steglasi) http://t.co/fHiTBuYy #
  • I love how CBCs feed for the tennis has failed, so they just keep showing commercials. WTF Rogers Cup? Y U NO WORK? #
  • I miss the olympics already. #London2012 #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-05

  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-29 http://t.co/jwE3g54O #blog #
  • Looking forward to tomorrows midnight madness announcement for #tiff12 #
  • My last metro pass for a long time… #ttc http://t.co/bHXd15FG #
  • I have a problem. I opened up Terminal and started typing 'faceb' before I realized it wasn't my browser… #
  • Yay, CTV Olympic App crashes so far in 30 minutes: 5. At least I get the same PRE ROLL ad every time I try to load it up again. #
  • Sweet, another Bronze in Diving. #GoCanadaGo #London2012 #
  • A Bronze in Judo! #GoCanadaGO #London2012 #
  • I hope team Canada brought stacks of cash with them to the gymnastics arena so they can do what japan did. http://t.co/1IesnL8V #london2012 #
  • I think of the floor routine in gymnastics as Ninja training. I also like adding 'boing' & 'whoosh' sound effects. #GoCanada #London2012 #
  • Shit, I just tried to move my mouse cursor down to my iPad screen. #
  • @Galkun that is also acceptable. in reply to Galkun #
  • Milos Raonic is serving in the 26th game of the 3rd (final) set… Crazy. #
  • A bronze in women's weightlifting…. amazing. #GoCanadaGo #london2012 #
  • @yo_annick Yeah, this is going on and on. I want to go for lunch, but Milos won't let me! in reply to yo_annick #
  • c'mon Milos, BREAK THIS GUY. #london2012 #
  • Can't say Milos didn't try. 48 games later… shitty. #london2012 #
  • @chrisinto It's sorted by gold instead of total, for some reason. in reply to chrisinto #
  • @DerekHarmsworth If you dress like your profile picture for MidnightMadness, you'll be the best dressed there. #TIFF12 in reply to DerekHarmsworth #
  • Aftershock looks like some quality midnight madness fun #tiff12 #gore http://t.co/f4wJbFLN #
  • I can admire, to an extent, nerdyness of coding views by hand but there's a time when a storyboard would've worked much better & faster.. #
  • Sweet, a silver in Men's 8's rowing while I was sleeping… #goCanadaGo #london2012 #
  • So a "hax0r" got passwords from another site, logged into Dropbox and Dropbox is being accused of being hax0red? Use different passwords. #
  • How are there 400,000 iOS apps? the release process is so convoluted and retarded. So many hours wasted. ๐Ÿ˜‰ #
  • I approve the removal of those badminton teams. I saw the video. They were pathetic. Disrespectful to the sport and fans. #london2012 #
  • Row row row your boat… #gocanadago #london2012 #
  • A silver for the women's 8 rowing. A good showing. #GoCanadaGo #London2012 #
  • Anybody see this guy at the Olympics using some old-ass camera? Could be one of these: http://t.co/mnM4r8eQ http://t.co/5Vi8C5KZ #
  • If real TV worked the same as the CTVOlympic app and you saw the same commercial every time you switched channels, nobody would watch TV. #
  • Unsure what I like more about #TTC The bitching about the real TTC, people Trying To Conceive, or people who want me to Text Their Cell. #
  • It's hard to watch badminton and not think of inappropriate things. #shuttlecock #london2012 #
  • How fast can a shuttlecock travel? Can you get an ace in badminton? If you do, does it mean the other player is really slow? #London2012 #
  • Why do the teams move their bags between sets? Why can't they just leave it and switch sides like tennis players? #london2012 #badminton #
  • I love pointing out multi-million dollar website #FAIL #london2012 http://t.co/nMUr6ZQ5 #
  • So… Handball is a hybrid of Basketball, Soccer, Lacrosse and maybe rugby? I'm not really sure. #London2012 #
  • Holy sticky balls Batman. #
  • Keirin Cycling is so silly, but so awesome. When's the last time you rode your bike at 65-70KM/h under your own power? #London2012 #
  • It's Friday August 03, 2012 at 04:00PM … it must be Beer o'Clock! #
  • @VAinTO that depends. Are you the one smoking or the one beating a smoker? ๐Ÿ™‚ in reply to VAinTO #
  • @VAinTO yes it does. ๐Ÿ™‚ in reply to VAinTO #
  • The quest for my new local continues… #
  • I'm judging my potential local pubs. This crazy chick at the wheat sheath is winning. #
  • Sweet. A gold medal. Trampoline for the win. #
  • Lin Dan gets a gold medal for most excited win… In badminton of course. #london2012 #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-29

  • @misslau it happens. If it didn't, caa wouldn't be in business. ๐Ÿ™‚ in reply to misslau #
  • Went outside for a code break. Little birdies don't want me to go back in. http://t.co/rYrbHJKp #
  • @DailyYuk I ran from the rain… close enough I think… ๐Ÿ™‚ in reply to DailyYuk #
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-22 http://t.co/zSr0BUJb #blog #
  • Anybody have an old Canadian $1000 bill? I want one for my collection. I'll pay you $1000 for it. #
  • @Galkun wow, they're going old school with that whole paper thing. in reply to Galkun #
  • And now back to coding… maybe i'll get my alpha done tonight… #
  • Dammit. iTunes. How dare you stop playing music when I'm not done. I'm almost there! ALMOST THERE! #
  • It only took me about 2 years, but I've finally taken the time to create a working alpha iOS app for @triviosity … I'm awesome. #
  • There's nothing I hate more than a template system that has a "header.php" and a "footer.php" Split HTML blows. Your editor never likes you. #
  • Oooo.. Jellybean for my android. That's exciting. #
  • huh. these JellyBean rich notifications are pretty… I wonder how long until I get annoyed by some of them though. #
  • Google Now is strangely cool. #
  • I hope this thunder storm shakes my boots. Something's gotta shake 'em. #
  • @misslau tomato too? That's amazing. I'm sure many people would never even think of that as having wheat in it. in reply to misslau #
  • Just put up a full site '503' error intentionally on a domain while I migrate data… The #BOFH in me wants to go for lunch now. #
  • I just polkarooed that poor TVO donation seeker. It was awesome. #
  • Migrating WordPress from one domain name to another is quite easy once you do it 10 times. It should be a lot easier though, WordPress. #
  • Uh, if you're trying to sniff out malware and you end up using google as googlebot, they ban you. Now you know. http://t.co/50yYJYDT #
  • Woo! #tiff2012 lineup looks Amazing so far! Can't wait for the rest of the list! #
  • Two are touch. Talk about confusing. http://t.co/tpPIC0eb #
  • Olympics start in 2 days. Such a bad time to have work-related deadlines! #
  • g'damnit. CTV Olympics are going to force me to install Silverlight. It's kind of a sign that this is the ONLY thing I need Silverlight for. #
  • @elenithecamera clearly, you're a basket case. in reply to elenithecamera #
  • @WINDmobile do all blackberry 9900's work on your network or just "special" ones? I got one to test, tried it, it failed to connect…. #
  • You know who I enjoy more than these donation canvassers on the streets of Toronto? The homeless*, that's who. #
  • Google Talk goes down, people express outrage on Twitter. Twitter goes down, you wait for it to come back and act like nothing happened. #
  • I just ousted @francois_v as the mayor of Hot Dog Vendor on @foursquare! http://t.co/DBKtFFyc #
  • Watching squeegee kids work a windshield is like watching a stripper (of your sexual pref.) work a pole. Nobody really wants to tip them. #
  • Did you kick his ass out? RT @Dreabopbop: Seriously? #ttc #Toronto #subway http://t.co/YcbnKlXK #
  • DOWNLOAD FASTER YOU LION OF THE MOUNTAIN!!!!!!! #
  • Maybe I'll just sleep. #
  • Dem eyes… rawr. http://t.co/2USOwFXE #
  • One successful Snow Leopard to Mountain Lion upgrade. That skip-the-lion feature is a nice touch. #
  • It's Friday July 27, 2012 at 04:00PM … it must be Beer o'Clock! #
  • I won't lie. Watching this opening ceremony, I have no idea wtf is going on at this time. #
  • Tubular Bells FTW. Too bad my CTV stream just crapped out. #
  • MR. BEAN!!!!!!!!! fuck yeah. #
  • I was really, really, really hoping Mr. Bean tweeted that picture… but the IOC would have his ass in a designer handbag for it. #
  • Oh, inappropriate flag-pole holster jokes. You just present yourself. #Olympics2012 #
  • This @MillStreetBrew Lemon Tea beer really hits the spot. #
  • @pgonzo sexy sangria time! in reply to pgonzo #
  • rebooting 5 blackberries so I can test an app.. Yeah, THAT IS AWESOME. I knew you'd agree. #
  • @ahsile lol. These aren't even in app world yet. Straight downloads that usually fail 2 or 3 times before installation and reboot. in reply to ahsile #
  • The CTV Olympic App is already disappointing me. They had ages to make this right. #
  • CoreData… WTF. #
  • I just realized this was the porn olympics. Yay XXX! #london2012 #
  • Lochte is putting everybody on notice. This is his swimming olympics. #london2012 #
  • @sisrael only the crazies. in reply to sisrael #
  • I wish there was a feature on TV that I could actually blacklist commercials. The McDonald's "dancing fools" commercial would be first. #
  • I think xcode is trying to tell me something… http://t.co/5fQ20j5W #
  • Dear NBC, rain in England isn't anything to get excited about. #london2012 #
  • Looks like a bronze in 3m synchronized diving for Emilie Heymans and Jennifer Abel! #london2012 #goCanadaGo #
  • Dear CTV, please make sure all your employees wear large, shiny items around their necks. It's a great feature. #Sarcasm #ctvolympics #
  • Volleyball drinking game (applies to beach and indoor) take a drink every time they high five or hug. Drunk in 5 points. #london2012 #
  • This is how I roll. And yes, that's a live webcam of bears fishing in Alaska. #london2012 http://t.co/dSymTya8 #
  • @spencersaunders china. ๐Ÿ™‚ in reply to spencersaunders #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-22

  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-15 http://t.co/4HjhlDxQ #blog #
  • It took me about 5 years to decide "hey, I should learn to flush memcached without restarting it." And so I did. #
  • Jackhammers and piano. It's new age music. Also, she's amazing. http://t.co/5zeF0hsX #
  • Next time the TVO sponsor-seekers on the street stop me, I'm just going to answer everything with "polkaroo!" #
  • This is why projects cost too much. 2 guys working 12 guys watching. #ttc ๐Ÿ™‚ http://t.co/xnnDIjNN #
  • Holy crap, Yahoo! must've offered Marissa Mayer a metric fuck-ton of cash to leave her Google nest. #
  • @ahsile I used your software for the second time ever! http://t.co/1Gq36sIE #
  • Apparently the new driveway is broken again. http://t.co/RtorBqPz #
  • @ahsile it had one issue with unique indexes. But otherwise it worked fine still. ๐Ÿ™‚ in reply to ahsile #
  • Test location. #tiff2012 #topsecret #
  • Test 2. Android location. #tiff2012 #topsecret #
  • Why isn't Assassins' Creed: Revelations in the $20 or less bins yet? #
  • I think I just walked into a hair dryer. Not quite sure yet. #
  • Dear Weather, I'll take that severe thunderstorm anytime now, kthx. #
  • @lisa_TTRO one of these? http://t.co/Svbl43hu – they're not so bad. in reply to lisa_TTRO #
  • @lisa_TTRO I'm sure your spider population at home is down because of that guy. in reply to lisa_TTRO #
  • The No. of people bitching about the #TTC is directly related to how hot it is. I could draw a graph for that if I had some graph paper. #
  • Keeping cool. (@ Friar & Firkin) http://t.co/Vil9Ygcv #
  • This girl beside me doing a crossword in pen…. she's got more balls than I. #
  • I totally authorize the riders in the tour de France to carry machetes and kill the douchebags who interfere. #angermanagement #
  • If I had known as a young boy that the winner of each stage at the tour de France got kissed by beautiful women, I would have pedalled more. #
  • @B_Kienapple ooops sorry! in reply to B_Kienapple #
  • @jpuopolo I know this place… ask @spencersaundersin reply to jpuopolo #
  • @jpuopolo that's too bad. This agency is built on individuals. in reply to jpuopolo #
  • @jpuopolo you probably do. But these guys won't be poached. Best of luck! in reply to jpuopolo #
  • @spencersaunders there are a few things I'm good at. Drinking beer is another. ๐Ÿ˜‰ in reply to spencersaunders #
  • @jparencibia9 tough at bat bro. If it's any consolation, I didn't score tonight either. #
  • @ruhee_ damn! It's only 30ยฐC it the t dot. in reply to ruhee_ #
  • @ruhee_ well it felt like a hair dryer outside here. So nya. ๐Ÿ˜› in reply to ruhee_ #
  • @robertherjavec you sir, are an infinity pool. Forever awesome. in reply to robertherjavec #
  • @marissamayer kick some serious ass and silence the doubters. in reply to marissamayer #
  • Not bad for 12:30am. http://t.co/lNAN5LeD #
  • Like a baller (@ Ruth's Chris Steak House w/ @ryuill) http://t.co/KBnvQaR6 #
  • Using iOS 5's storyboard requires a big-ass screen. Otherwise, it's a big pain in the ass. #
  • WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. #
  • I think everybody else got the memo except us. This noise at Richmond and Spadina is unbearable. Sentrex is doing something and it's LOUD. #
  • I had second thoughts about using iOS 5's Storyboarding to create apps. Then I realized that iOS5 is on 80% of iOS devices. So, sorry 20%. #
  • I think my ears are going to start bleeding soon if this noise doesn't stop. #
  • Bending WordPress to do what I want. Just like I bend spoons with my mind. #
  • It's Friday July 20, 2012 at 04:00PM … it must be Beer o'Clock! #
  • why is it that most diagrams of computer mice look like a giant sperm? #
  • @ToddWasserman That's outside the box thinking! in reply to ToddWasserman #
  • One thing the BlackBerryยฎ Playbookโ„ข Power Chargerโ‰  is good for is charging my android device super fast. #
  • She came back! http://t.co/tgaHaIzF #
  • Like a baller part 2. (@ Benihana Japanese Steakhouse) http://t.co/Hy7I10VG #
  • Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night… I can in fact see paradise in the dashboard light. #
  • This is a beautifully awesome movie. http://t.co/XQiRnU5O thank you @CBC #
  • Breakfast of champions. http://t.co/lwgWPQS8 #
  • It still amazes me how many people can sit down at these pianos and just crank out the music. #