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I Dislike Like Gates So Much…

Thursday, October 6th, 2011

I dislike a “like gate” so much, I’ve conditioned myself to do battle against them. Here’s what I do:

  • Like the page.
  • Go to my profile, remove the announcement that “Darryl Likes [insert like-gate here]”
  • Do what I need to on the page.
  • Unlike the page.

What is a “Like-Gate”?

A like-gate is effectively a gate on Facebook pages that force you to “like” them before you can see the page contents.  Fortunately a like-gate is stuck to only a tab on a page, so you can typically view the wall, photos, and other media without having to like the page.  And, in recent changes, you can now write on the wall and interact with other posts without having to like the page at all, ever.

Like-gates are typically stuck in front of “premium” (aka mostly useless) extra content and contests.

Why I Dislike Them?

It’s pretty simple.  When you use a like-gate, you certainly benefit from the influx of people who are forced to like you.  But it’s just that, they’re forced.  You have absolutely no metric as to how many people genuinely like your product/page.  You only have an inflated number of people that “don’t give a shit” and really, that can’t be good.

I for one would rather have 100 fans that really like me than 10,000 that don’t give a shit.  But hey, I’m crazy.

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Facebook Timeline isn’t “New” #f8

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

This timeline feature isn’t the first timeline that Facebook will have attempted to use. Once upon a time, at least 4 years ago, when you joined Facebook and added friends it always asked “How do you know this person?” and “When did you meet?”

Those questions as well as many other little things within Facebook lead to a social timeline that was tucked away in it’s depths. It filled gaps in time in with witty things like “Darryl was underground this year.” and “Darryl wasn’t very active.”

Now they’ve just got more data to make the timeline more interesting. I suspect that this old data will resurface in some way. I’ll be interested in seeing how else they fill in holes this time. It will be interesting to see the mass reaction to it. It will be interesting to see how much I can control.

It will also be interesting to see how many times my statuses show up as “looking for a hottie.”

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Facebook, Twitter, Google+ And The Future…

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

There’s a few things that have been swirling around inside my cavernous mind since the initial launch of Google+ which all relates to the future of social networks.

I’ve already noticed a fracture forming in the camps of Facebook, Twitter and Google+ users.  I’ve already seen the behaviour of cross posting to each and even selective posting on one or the other. In fact, I’m guilty (if it’s a crime) of doing such a thing.  And it’s happening purely based on how people behave on each network.

About a month ago I disconnected my Twitter account from auto-posting to my Facebook account.  Why? It’s simple, I got sick of the way Facebook treated my own and everybody else’s Twitter posts.  I got sick of seeing “XX More posts from Twitter.” — A link that nobody ever clicks.  All of my friends who use Twitter to post to Facebook would get bunched into one clump. And in most cases, unless you were the one single tweet (last one in) to be on top, you were likely to just get lost in the ether.   Ever since I disabled the connection and started updating my status directly on Facebook I’ve seen a much greater response to the inane things I say.

Facebook hates Twitter, that’s why they did this.  It wasn’t always this way. Once upon a time Twitter updated your status directly and as such it never got grouped.  Which brings me to my next point.

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Social Plugins and the 80/20.

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

I apologize for this off-topic rant, but it’s been sitting on my mind for a little while…

The best part of using all these social plugins on a site as small as mine is how pathetic it makes the site look.  I try not to pollute everything with ‘like this’, ‘share that’, ‘spam your friends!’ and because of my simplistic approach, I never really benefit from any of these things.

But then again, I hardly see any interaction from my own friends with these little plugins on any site, not just mine.  So I’m pretty sure 80 percent don’t know what they do.  Then again, it’s probably more like 90/10.  80/20 is such a stupid generalization.  90 percent don’t know.  of the 10 percent that do, 90 percent don’t care, leaving the one percent that’ll actually use it.  Go team.

It seems to me as though all the things that “get popular” with these social plugins are ones that do something stupid (like an ascii smiley face, or “like this page to see these pictures!”) and basically, they force users to send it viral, even though it’s of no use to anybody and it’s not even good.  90% of the people have to be forced.  10% know better.

I’m going to force myself to change my approach a bit and see if these pressure tactics work for the better.  I mean, I hate treating people like sheep, but if you’re going to act like sheep and only go where you’re herded to, what else is a guy supposed to do?

Here comes the dirty stuff!

Oh, and don’t forget to show some love by hitting the ol’ [recommend] button! It’s over there —->

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